BUZZ 09/17/2009
Several years ago I bought a very cool cap from a coffee shop in Seattle. It was embroidered with a “B” on the front that stood for “Buzz,” which was also embroidered on the side of the hat. Of course, the coffee shop’s name was printed on the back too. Most people thought the “Buzz” stood for the caffeine rush you got from drinking this fine coffee. Good guess…but there is a much better story attached to it. Evidently, this coffee company had been around for quite a while and they were one of the first companies to enlist the services of a sports figure to endorse their product. They chose a baseball player whose nick-name was Buzz. He was a big league pitcher who got the name Buzz because of how he would regularly throw high inside fastballs to brush guys back from crowding the plate. Hence the name Buzz from the sound of the ball whizzing past their faces. I’m sure the buzz these guys got was quite stimulating – a real “wake-up” call. I can see why the coffee company thought “Buzz” would be the perfect pitchman for their product (pun intended). The LORD is my strength and my shield; my heart trusts in him, and I am helped. My heart leaps for joy and I will give thanks to him in song. Psalm 28:7 Safe in the Dark 07/30/2009
When I was young I shared a bedroom with my older brother. One of the rituals we had was to take turns turning off the light before we went to sleep. I’m pretty sure my brother initiated the ritual to torture me because he knew I was afraid of the dark. Hey... the light switch was right next to his bed! I mean, he could reach it while he was laying down for goodness sake. So I knew he just did it to laugh at me. On the nights it was my turn I would stand an out-stretched arm length to the light switch poised to race across the ten feet of carpet that I knew would be crawling with the monsters who immediately appear as soon as the lights go out, and launch myself into my bed and under my covers to safety, because, as everyone knows, when you are in bed and under your covers monsters can’t harm you. According to the National Coffee Association, coffee's biggest enemies are air, moisture, heat, and light. They are the bad monsters waiting to wreak havoc on those little, innocent, unsuspecting beans. Evidently, contact with air causes coffee to lose flavor; moisture will make it deteriorate more rapidly; heat will spoil it; and sunlight will cause beans to taste stale. So, beans should be stored in a cool, dark, dry place, where they will keep safely for as long as two weeks. I don’t know all the chemistry behind this, (which makes sense, since I’ve never taken chemistry), but I have experienced flavorless, yucky, stale coffee before. Not good. Which is a powerful reason to heed their advice and quickly tuck your coffee beans into their bed and turn out the lights when they are not being used to fulfill their destiny – to make that flavorful, fresh cuppa java when the morning comes. Nighty night and sweet dreams my little beans. Pure Water Please! 05/13/2009
Where I grew up there was a town not too far from us that had a lot of sulfur in the water. We hated it when we played sports on their turf because the water from their fountains tasted awful – like rotten eggs. Eventually the coaches caught on to the fact that we weren’t drinking water during the games like we should and brought large quantities of good hometown water with us so we wouldn’t all dehydrate and die on the playing field. We also refused to shower in their locker room before we got on the bus to travel home. We figured our sweat and mud soaked bodies actually smelled better than a bus full of rotten eggs. I can’t help but imagine that God must have taken a coffee break while creating the universe. Why else would he have created coffee? I’m pretty sure that the coffee plant was not the tree of the knowledge good and evil that man wasn’t supposed to eat from. (Coffee does have some special properties that help clear the mind and enhance our ability to think, but I don’t think it has the good and evil thing embedded in its chemistry.) Anyway, once man did eat from the forbidden tree, you can bet that they had an “aha” moment when it was affirmed in their brains that coffee was on the good team, not the evil one. The first thing Eve probably said to Adam over their morning coffee the day after they messed up was “What were we thinking?” To which Adam probably replied, “I told you we should have had another cup of coffee before we went to work! You never start thinking straight until you’ve had a second cup.” Maybe God knew they would mess up and would need coffee to help them think clearly and sort things out. Mmmm....Drink more coffee - think more clearly. Thanks God…coffee is good! |
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