BUZZ 09/17/2009
 
Several years ago I bought a very cool cap from a coffee shop in Seattle.  It was embroidered with a “B” on the front that stood for “Buzz,” which was also embroidered on the side of the hat. Of course, the coffee shop’s name was printed on the back too. Most people thought the “Buzz” stood for the caffeine rush you got from drinking this fine coffee. Good guess…but there is a much better story attached to it. Evidently, this coffee company had been around for quite a while and they were one of the first companies to enlist the services of a sports figure to endorse their product. They chose a baseball player whose nick-name was Buzz. He was a big league pitcher who got the name Buzz because of how he would regularly throw high inside fastballs to brush guys back from crowding the plate. Hence the name Buzz from the sound of the ball whizzing past their faces. I’m sure the buzz these guys got was quite stimulating – a real “wake-up” call. I can see why the coffee company thought “Buzz” would be the perfect pitchman for their product (pun intended).

Actually, there is some hard science to coffee giving you a buzz. Not only has it been proven to get the brain working a little better (especially in the morning), but in large doses, it can cause quite a buzz – literally. There have been a few times when I had a few too many cups and got so wired I couldn’t go to sleep! But I have heard stories about people who got so excited that their heart started pounding and they thought they are going to die. That’s not the kind of buzz that is a good buzz, if you know what I mean.

As much as I like java and yes the little buzz I get that helps me wake up in the morning, it is nothing compared to another heart-pounding  buzz – the one that I get from knowing God personally.

The LORD is my strength and my shield; my heart trusts in him, and I am helped. My heart leaps for joy and I will give thanks to him in song.  Psalm 28:7

 
Safe in the Dark 07/30/2009
 
When I was young I shared a bedroom with my older brother. One of the rituals we had was to take turns turning off the light before we went to sleep. I’m pretty sure my brother initiated the ritual to torture me because he knew I was afraid of the dark. Hey... the light switch was right next to his bed! I mean, he could reach it while he was laying down for goodness sake. So I knew he just did it to laugh at me. On the nights it was my turn I would stand an out-stretched arm length to the light switch poised to race across the ten feet of carpet that I knew would be crawling with the monsters who  immediately appear as soon as the lights go out, and launch myself into my bed and under my covers to safety, because, as everyone knows, when you are in bed and under your covers monsters can’t harm you.

According to thNational Coffee Association, coffee's biggest enemies are air, moisture, heat, and light. They are the bad monsters waiting to wreak havoc on those little, innocent, unsuspecting beans. Evidently, contact with air causes coffee to lose flavor; moisture will make it deteriorate more rapidly; heat will spoil it; and sunlight will cause beans to taste stale. So, beans should be stored in a cool, dark, dry place, where they will keep safely for as long as two weeks.  I don’t know all the chemistry behind this, (which makes sense, since I’ve never taken chemistry), but I have experienced flavorless, yucky, stale coffee before. Not good. Which is a powerful reason to heed their advice and quickly tuck your coffee beans into their bed and turn out the lights when they are not being used to fulfill their destiny – to make that  flavorful, fresh cuppa java when the morning comes.  Nighty night and sweet dreams my little beans.

”I will lie down and sleep in peace, for you alone, O LORD, make me dwell in safety.” Psalm 4:8

 
 
 

Where I grew up there was a town not too far from us that had a lot of sulfur in the water. We hated it when we played sports on their turf because the water from their fountains tasted awful – like rotten eggs. Eventually the coaches caught on to the fact that we weren’t drinking water during the games like we should and brought large quantities of good hometown water with us so we wouldn’t all dehydrate and die on the playing field. We also refused to shower in their locker room before we got on the bus to travel home. We figured our sweat and mud soaked bodies actually smelled better than a bus full of rotten eggs. 

Can you imagine making coffee with sulfur water? It would basically produce a cup of stinking yuck. Think about it – coffee is actually mostly water. So, whatever the water tastes like is going to be a big part of the finished product. That’s why I always use filtered, pure as you can get it water to brew the brew. I’m sure that’s part of the reason some of my coffee drinking while out and about has been sabotaged – bad water. 

The summer before my wife and I got married we worked as recreation directors in a pretty rough housing development. One of the highlights for the kids each week was the day we got to swim in the community pool. Unfortunately, almost every time we got to go swimming, about an hour into the fun someone would yell, “Bubba pooped in the pool! Bubba pooped in the pool!” The poor little kid was having so much fun that he didn’t know when to get out and do his business in the bathroom. The long and short of it is that we had to evacuate everyone from the pool and notify the pool people about the “accident.”  They had to clean and super-chlorinate the pool water for two days before they’d let anyone in again. What’s amazing is that it wasn’t that much poop. But, evidently, just a little poop goes a long way.

I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t even consider lapping up a latte’ that was flavored with a pinch of puppy poop. I guess the bottom line is (I know it’s a terrible pun, but I couldn’t pass it up) it doesn’t take much of some things to ruin the taste of something that could be really good.

I think I remember learning in Jr. High that the body is made up of about 60-70% water. So, I figure if I don’t want a life that stinks I better make sure that the water is pure. And, since there are lots of things that can pollute the pool, so to speak,  I think I’ll concentrate on watching what I allow to be a part of my life.

A pretty smart guy named Paul who lived a long time ago said it pretty well; “Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” 


Besides being pretty wise, I bet the guy made a good cuppa coffee too.

 
 

I can’t help but imagine that God must have taken a coffee break while creating the universe. Why else would he have created coffee?  I’m pretty sure that the coffee plant was not the tree of the knowledge good and evil that man wasn’t supposed to eat from.  (Coffee does have some special properties that help clear the mind and enhance our ability to think, but I don’t think it has the good and evil thing embedded in its chemistry.) Anyway,  once man did eat from the forbidden tree, you can bet that they had an “aha” moment when it was affirmed in their brains that coffee was on the good team, not the evil one.  The first thing Eve probably said to Adam over their morning coffee the day after they messed up was “What were we thinking?” To which Adam probably replied, “I told you we should have had another cup of coffee before we went to work! You never start thinking straight until you’ve had a second cup.”   Maybe God knew they would mess up and would need coffee to help them think clearly and sort things out. Mmmm....Drink more coffee - think more clearly. Thanks God…coffee is good!

 

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    Imaginating is the art of imagining what could be and using whatever resources available to you to create something beautiful, amazing, and beneficial to others.  I have this strong belief that being "created in the likeness and image of God" is really about our unique ability to create like The Creator - to simply think of something that doesn't exist and make it happen. Its a gift I believe everyone possesses. How much we use it is up to us. It is the big WOW - the AHA of life - that we can ponder what could be and do something about it. Whether it be in the arts, restoring relationships, righting an injustice, or creating pleasing environments, I believe we are destined to imagine what part we can play in imagining and creating whatever, to inspire, help, and enrich the lives of others for the common good. 

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